{"id":10478,"date":"2014-10-21T08:30:28","date_gmt":"2014-10-20T22:30:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelwyres.com\/?p=10478"},"modified":"2014-10-21T07:56:01","modified_gmt":"2014-10-20T21:56:01","slug":"a-pointless-warranty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/2014\/10\/a-pointless-warranty\/","title":{"rendered":"A Pointless Warranty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wandering through the local K-Mart the other day, while wasting a little time, I came across this dummy security camera in the electronics section.<\/p>\n<p>Dummy security cameras are cheap &#8211; (this one was $12.00) &#8211; imitation security cameras you use as a deterrent against criminal activity &#8211; the more realistic the dummy camera is, the less chance would-be criminals might target you.  <\/p>\n<p>All without spending too much money on the &#8220;security camera&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>What if your fake security camera breaks down?<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right, this one comes with a &#8220;12 Month Warranty&#8221; &#8211; just for peace of mind in case your fake security camera stops being fake enough?<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>What a relief!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wandering through the local K-Mart the other day, while wasting a little time, I came across this dummy security camera in the electronics section. Dummy security cameras are cheap &#8211; (this one was $12.00) &#8211; imitation security cameras you use as a deterrent against criminal activity &#8211; the more realistic the dummy camera is, the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[429],"class_list":["post-10478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musings","tag-pointless"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10478"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10478\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10480,"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10478\/revisions\/10480"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}