{"id":1124,"date":"2010-07-27T14:45:08","date_gmt":"2010-07-27T04:45:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelwyres.com\/?p=1124"},"modified":"2010-07-27T14:45:08","modified_gmt":"2010-07-27T04:45:08","slug":"nutball-witch-from-another-planet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/2010\/07\/nutball-witch-from-another-planet\/","title":{"rendered":"Nutball Witch from Another Planet?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Straight out of the freaky, nutball, stay away from the dangerous substances file, comes this one:<\/p>\n<p><center>\n<table border=\"0\" width=\"80%\" cellpadding\t=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\">\n  <tr>\n    <td class=\"linkbox\"><a class=\"linkboxtext\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.geelongadvertiser.com.au\/article\/2010\/07\/27\/195111_news.html\">Geelong Cop-Dragging &#8216;Witch&#8217; Says She&#8217;s Not From Here<\/td>\n  <\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/center>\n<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;When asked to produce her driver&#8217;s licence, De Avalon replied that she did not have one,&#8221; Sen-Constable Lamb said. &#8220;When asked why not, she said, &#8216;I&#8217;m a being from another world and don&#8217;t require one.&#8217; When asked to state her name and address De Avalon replied, &#8216;I have a universal name that is not recognised here&#8217;.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>My thought is this: when people travel overseas, they are expected to abide by the laws of the country they are travelling in.  If she&#8217;s from another planet, shouldn&#8217;t the courtesy be that she abides by the laws of planet Earth in this instance?  As a &#8220;higher being&#8221;, she should know this.<\/p>\n<p>And how do they know she&#8217;s only 40 years of age?<\/p>\n<p>Too funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Straight out of the freaky, nutball, stay away from the dangerous substances file, comes this one: Geelong Cop-Dragging &#8216;Witch&#8217; Says She&#8217;s Not From Here &#8220;When asked to produce her driver&#8217;s licence, De Avalon replied that she did not have one,&#8221; Sen-Constable Lamb said. &#8220;When asked why not, she said, &#8216;I&#8217;m a being from another world [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[391],"class_list":["post-1124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musings","tag-nutball"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1124"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1124\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}