{"id":1150,"date":"2010-08-04T11:17:57","date_gmt":"2010-08-04T01:17:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelwyres.com\/?p=1150"},"modified":"2010-08-04T11:17:57","modified_gmt":"2010-08-04T01:17:57","slug":"workplace-toilet-humour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/2010\/08\/workplace-toilet-humour\/","title":{"rendered":"Workplace Toilet Humour"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was taking &#8220;advantage of the conveniences&#8221; at work this morning, and took great humour at the attempt by building management to reinforce a &#8220;don&#8217;t come to work if you are sick&#8221; message.  Admirable.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>I love the suggestion that I should not come to work if I am feeling &#8220;tiredness&#8221;.  I&#8217;d never be at my desk, and would have an excuse.  Love it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was taking &#8220;advantage of the conveniences&#8221; at work this morning, and took great humour at the attempt by building management to reinforce a &#8220;don&#8217;t come to work if you are sick&#8221; message. Admirable. I love the suggestion that I should not come to work if I am feeling &#8220;tiredness&#8221;. I&#8217;d never be at my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[256],"class_list":["post-1150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musings","tag-getoutofworkfreecard"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1150"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1150\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}