{"id":2582,"date":"2011-03-16T09:56:49","date_gmt":"2011-03-15T23:56:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelwyres.com\/?p=2582"},"modified":"2011-03-16T09:56:49","modified_gmt":"2011-03-15T23:56:49","slug":"shiny-happy-coca-cola","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/2011\/03\/shiny-happy-coca-cola\/","title":{"rendered":"Shiny Happy Coca-Cola"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Got a giggle out of this piece of marketing fluff on the side of a bottle of Diet Coke this morning.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Listen closely and hear the happiness being unleashed when you open this bottle.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Sounds like a piece of the bad marketing english you&#8217;d find over at <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.engrish.com.au\/\">Engrish.com<\/a> or on a Hello Kitty product.<\/p>\n<p>Funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got a giggle out of this piece of marketing fluff on the side of a bottle of Diet Coke this morning. &#8220;Listen closely and hear the happiness being unleashed when you open this bottle.&#8221; Sounds like a piece of the bad marketing english you&#8217;d find over at Engrish.com or on a Hello Kitty product. Funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[154,209],"class_list":["post-2582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musings","tag-cocacola","tag-engrish"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2582","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2582"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2582\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}