{"id":2952,"date":"2011-05-05T07:35:21","date_gmt":"2011-05-04T21:35:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelwyres.com\/?p=2952"},"modified":"2011-05-05T07:35:21","modified_gmt":"2011-05-04T21:35:21","slug":"pizza-hut-beware-the-battle-axe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/2011\/05\/pizza-hut-beware-the-battle-axe\/","title":{"rendered":"Pizza Hut: Beware The Battle Axe!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got more than a little chuckle when I ordered a pizza online from <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.pizzahut.com.au\/\">Pizza Hut<\/a> last night.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Out of curiousity when finally confirming my order, I checked the list of possible delivery instructions, and I saw &#8220;Battle Axe Block&#8221; as a pre-existing canned &#8220;Special Delivery Instruction&#8221;.  I didn&#8217;t select it &#8211; (I probably should have, just to see what happened) &#8211; but I have only one question.<\/p>\n<p>What?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got more than a little chuckle when I ordered a pizza online from Pizza Hut last night. Out of curiousity when finally confirming my order, I checked the list of possible delivery instructions, and I saw &#8220;Battle Axe Block&#8221; as a pre-existing canned &#8220;Special Delivery Instruction&#8221;. I didn&#8217;t select it &#8211; (I probably should [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[427,595],"class_list":["post-2952","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musings","tag-pizzahut","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2952","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2952"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2952\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2952"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2952"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2952"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}