{"id":388,"date":"2010-01-14T17:07:16","date_gmt":"2010-01-14T07:07:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelwyres.com\/?p=388"},"modified":"2010-01-14T17:07:16","modified_gmt":"2010-01-14T07:07:16","slug":"worst-thought-out-headline-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/2010\/01\/worst-thought-out-headline-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Worst Thought Out Headline Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is definitely one of the stupidest pieces of journalistic &#8220;nuff nuffiness&#8221; I&#8217;ve ever seen.  But what else would we expect from the Geelong Advertiser?<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Second Man Faces Murder Charge Over Norlane Harpoon Killing&#8221; screams the headline.<\/p>\n<p><center>\n<table border=\"0\" width=\"80%\" cellpadding\t=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\">\n  <tr>\n    <td class=\"linkbox\"><a class=\"linkboxtext\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.geelongadvertiser.com.au\/article\/2010\/01\/14\/138085_news.html\">Second Man Faces Murder Charge Over Norlane Harpoon Killing<\/td>\n  <\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/center>\n<\/p>\n<p>Murder charge?  Harpoon killing?  Hang on a second, the first line of the article says: &#8220;A SECOND man had been charged with attempting to murder his two neighbours in Norlane West after handing himself into police.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Nobody died!  Murder?  Killing?  That&#8217;s disgraceful, Geelong Advertiser!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is definitely one of the stupidest pieces of journalistic &#8220;nuff nuffiness&#8221; I&#8217;ve ever seen. But what else would we expect from the Geelong Advertiser? &#8220;Second Man Faces Murder Charge Over Norlane Harpoon Killing&#8221; screams the headline. Second Man Faces Murder Charge Over Norlane Harpoon Killing Murder charge? Harpoon killing? Hang on a second, the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-media"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=388"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}