{"id":5136,"date":"2012-03-20T10:21:27","date_gmt":"2012-03-19T23:21:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelwyres.com\/?p=5136"},"modified":"2012-03-20T10:21:27","modified_gmt":"2012-03-19T23:21:27","slug":"dear-websites-dont-do-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/2012\/03\/dear-websites-dont-do-this\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Websites: Don&#8217;t Do This!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I really hate it when websites do this:<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Click to enlarge?  Oh really?  That&#8217;s SOOOOO much bigger for me!<\/p>\n<p>And what is that touching the screen?  A finger?  A carrot?  A piece of male reproductive anatomy?<\/p>\n<p>Seriously.  Don&#8217;t do this shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I really hate it when websites do this: Click to enlarge? Oh really? That&#8217;s SOOOOO much bigger for me! And what is that touching the screen? A finger? A carrot? A piece of male reproductive anatomy? Seriously. Don&#8217;t do this shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[149,219],"class_list":["post-5136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musings","tag-clicktoenlarge","tag-fail"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5136"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5136\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}