{"id":6873,"date":"2012-11-20T09:36:31","date_gmt":"2012-11-19T22:36:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelwyres.com\/?p=6873"},"modified":"2012-11-20T09:36:31","modified_gmt":"2012-11-19T22:36:31","slug":"how-to-incompetently-not-find-a-water-main","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelwyres.com.au\/mwdc\/2012\/11\/how-to-incompetently-not-find-a-water-main\/","title":{"rendered":"How To Incompetently Not Find A Water Main"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At about eight o&#8217;clock yesterday morning, my phone line went dead.  Obviously, this brought down my ADSL service with it.  <\/p>\n<p>This isn&#8217;t entirely uncommon &#8211; given the age of the copper phone lines in my street &#8211; (predominantly installed in the 1950&#8217;s when the estate was established) &#8211; and the slightly down hill nature of my street, when it rains the <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.telstra.com.au\/\">Telstra<\/a> pits often fill up with water and short all the phone lines until the water drains away.<\/p>\n<p>Except it wasn&#8217;t raining yesterday, so I was scratching my head.<\/p>\n<p>I wasn&#8217;t home at the time, but I could see from tools provided by my ISP that the ADSL was down, and calling my home number gave a busy signal.<\/p>\n<p>I did have a theory though.<\/p>\n<p>In September, we received a notice from our local water authority, <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.barwonwater.vic.gov.au\/\">Barwon Water<\/a>, that a company named <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.infratec.com.au\/\">Infratec<\/a> would be, between &#8220;early&#8221; and &#8220;late&#8221; October, connecting temporary water mains in our street while the actual water main was replaced.<\/p>\n<p>There have been many incidents of ruptured mains in our street over the last few years, so this seemed like a good idea.<\/p>\n<p>They never actually showed up for the first time until late October.  They connected up all the temporary water pipes &#8211; (hoses running down the street and into each water meter) &#8211; and in the process of the work managed to sever a gas main.<\/p>\n<p>Incompetency number one.<\/p>\n<p>They weren&#8217;t seen again until yesterday &#8211; and of course we are now in the middle of November, some weeks after the work was supposed to be finished.<\/p>\n<p>Given they showed up yesterday morning at about the same time as my phone line went dead, you can <i>probably<\/i> see where this is going.<\/p>\n<p>It has become apparent that they have severed the phone lines in a number of places.<\/p>\n<p>Incompetency number two.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a hole in the ground in front of a house a little up the street.  See the severed lead-in phone line to that house?  (Click photo for a larger view).<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s another picture of the same hole, showing <i>clearly<\/i> where they have pre-identified the two phone lead-in lines emanating from the Telstra pit &#8211; (which still has &#8216;<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Postmaster-General&#8217;s_Department\">PMG<\/a>&#8217; on it, showing its age) &#8211; including one that leads <i>directly<\/i> into the hole.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Yet they still dug the hole, knowing the line was there, and severed it.  And as you&#8217;ll note from the first photo, they didn&#8217;t manage to actually find a water main in that hole.<\/p>\n<p>Incompetency number three.<\/p>\n<p>So seriously, what the &#8216;eff Infratec?  Are you really that bad?<\/p>\n<p>Even if Telstra fix the lines today, how confident am I that Infratec won&#8217;t dig another hole and sever some more phone lines in the street as the work progresses over the coming weeks?<\/p>\n<p>Not very.<\/p>\n<p><i>UPDATE: 20\/11\/2012 13:02<\/i>: The phone line was restored at around 10:50am this morning.  Given Infratec&#8217;s record so far, lets see how long it takes them to do it again as they move along the street!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At about eight o&#8217;clock yesterday morning, my phone line went dead. Obviously, this brought down my ADSL service with it. 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