One For The Non-Collingwood Fans

I really hate the Geelong Football Club – fortunately, I hate Collingwood more, so Geelong’s win in today’s grand final is tolerable.

If you’re a non-Collingwood fan, enjoy the following:

Gold.

Epic DOOM Comment FTW!

I got a chuckle out of a comment against a story regarding the banning of Facebook for Year 7 and Year 8 students at Geelong College.

What started as an apparent vote of confidence in the policy turned into vote of confidence for the quintessential series of shoot-em-up games of the 1990’s, Doom.

“Good, I mean they have the laptops for school work. If they or there parents have an issue the answer is easy, go buy your own laptop. I did in Year 11 and spent many, many hours playing Doom, and Doom 2 during English class – it was great I could finish both of them, on the hardest level without the help of God Mode… I miss Doom.”

Epic LULZ.

This Photo Is In Need of a Caption!

This photo of Stephen Conroy and Julia Gillard at yesterday’s launch of the Australian Broadband Applications Laboratory (APAL) is absolutely crying out for a caption.

Jump to it in the comments!

The Very Very Last of the Big Bangers

It is often recorded that the 1984 James Hardie 1000 was the final race for the old Group C racing cars in Australia, before we switched to International Group A regulations for 1985.

It was promoted as “The Last of the Big Bangers”.

What most people either forget – (or are completely unaware of) – is that the old cars did one more race after Bathurst, as a support race to the 1984 Australian Grand Prix at Calder Park in Melbourne.

It was held on the old Calder Park short course – and in fact, the lengthened version of the circuit wouldn’t exist for another three years.

This was the last non-Formula 1 Australian Grand Prix – with the race switching to Formula One in Adelaide in 1985.

The best part of this particular race, the final run of the old cars, was that I was there – all of 10 years old – for a special moment in history.

The very, very last of the big bangers.

Icehouse in Geelong

Yesterday, the Nine Network’s Today Show came to Geelong, as a special event for the AFL finals. They brought classic Australian band Icehouse with them.

The group played three songs on air.

They even played We Can Get Together after the cameras were turned off after the Today show finished.

Awesome.

A Simple NBN Maths Lesson

Amid all the bickering, postering, bleating and prognosticating over Australia’s National Broadband Network (NBN), there has been one thing missing from a lot of the arguing.

A simple and clearly defined explanation of where it will make its money back.

Many claim it could never justify its cost, including the federal opposition who said the government should just take the money and build some freeways.

The problem with freeways, is they cost billions of dollars, and the money spent never comes back – (unless it’s a toll road) – though of course their mere existence provides economic benefit, presuming they were needed and done the right way.

The NBN too, is a freeway – (or that terribly clichéd “information superhighway”) – the mere existence of which will also provide economic benefit to Australia. The main difference is that the NBN will make money, because it will be a “toll road”.

People will pay money to use it – so therefore all of the money will eventually be recouped. The question will be how long will that take?

Difficult to answer, and the jury is still out.

For basic internet services, NBN Co will be charging ISPs for two components – the “AVC” and the “CVC”. CVC pricing is contentious, and difficult to model since different ISPs will invest in this part of the service in different proportions to others.

But the basic AVC wholesale price is $24.00 per month for a 12Mbps/1Mbps service. We know this, and this is the exact per user price as it stands right now.

The NBN will eventually cover approximately 12,000,000 premises, so lets do some really simple maths – and presume that only 50% of all premises take up a service, and they all take up only the basic service:

To explain the graphic above:

  • 12,000,000 premises, with 50% uptake.
  • ISPs are charged $24.00pcm for 6,000,000 premises with active services.
  • From this, per month, NBN Co is receiving revenue of $144,000,000 from the ISPs.
  • In a 12 month period, this equates to $1,728,000,000 of revenue.

Yes. That is 1.728 BILLION dollars of revenue. In a year. If 50% of people take up a basic service. Before we add in CVC pricing.

Of course, NBN Co has to spend some of the money maintaining the network, and paying its employees – (so it’s not “profit”) – but $1.728b is a lot of money.

Throw in the revenue from CVC, and people buying more than the basic service – (or for that matter, more than one service) – and the numbers look pretty rosy.

As well, given that the copper network will be decommissioned as the NBN rolls out, leaving no fixed line alternative, an uptake of only 50% will be extremely conservative.

That’s where the money is coming from folks!

And it will come a lot quicker than many would have you believe.

And If Your Name Is Not Bianca or Sophie…

…people cannot share a Coke with you.

Not exactly sure what the idea of this advertising campaign is all about – (there’s no obvious mention of it on their website) – but it does seem rather…specific.

Hmmm.

How Close Is 0.0015 Seconds?

There was a really close finish for fourth and fifth places at today’s L&H500 at Phillip Island, won by Craig Lowndes and Mark Skaife.

Just how close was the 0.0015 seconds between Garth Tander and Shane Van Gisbergen?

This close!

Tander on the right just got home. Roll on Bathurst!

Solar Rocks

Just a quick post for anyone considering getting a solar electricity system for their home. This should bring a smile to your face:

A meter running backwards always brings a smile to mine! This was ours this morning, generating almost 1.5kW.

WordPress Frames Hack

For security reasons, by default, in the later versions of WordPress – (not sure which version this started with) – you cannot load a WordPress site within a frameset of another page.

This prevents people with malicious intent, from hi-jacking your site inside a frame within their own site, and possibly stealing information from within your installation. A most sensible precaution.

However, there are times where you may in fact want to do this yourself.

If you must do it – and please, only do it if you really know what you are doing, because you may open up a security hole in your site – it is as simple as changing a single line of code.

Inside the “wp-includes” folder within your WordPress installation, edit the “default-filters.php” file, and remove – (or comment out) – the following line:

add_action( 'login_init', 'send_frame_options_header', 10, 0 );

This line should be at or around line 225.

That’s it. Done.

Your WordPress installation should now load inside a frame.