Amazing Scenes at Canberra Airport

There were amazing scenes at Canberra Airport this morning, with what might be the final flight of “Milky Bar Kid Airlines” leaving for Brisbane amid rumours of a fuel spill during final preparations for depature.

One passenger is believed to have reported that a male flight attendant made the following announcement as the aircraft taxied away from the terminal:

“Welcome aboard this Milky Bar Kid Airlines flight, number #999 from Canberra to Brisbane. As we make our way to the end of the runway, as we take off, and continue on towards our destination, please ensure that your eyes are always turned to the left side of the aircraft, as the Right Wing now disgusts me!”