Photoshop Fail

I was just watching a video about the three-match suspension of Melbourne player Jack Trengrove on the Herald-Sun AFL Minisite, and noticed an epic Photoshop fail.

Firstly, lets look at a shot from within the running video:

Note the lack of a “Herald-Sun Superfooty” sign on the wall behind Trengove. Now, lets look at the preview thumbnail that displays before the video rolls:

Hmm…not even a good Photoshop job, with the logo actually being wider than the piece of wall behind him that they’ve tried to paste it onto.

It encroaches on the black door frame on the left, and on the right it magically appears on a section of wall that is clearly some distance closer to the camera than the main piece of wall they tried to use.

Not a good look – is it really that important to get the Superfooty logo in there?

Pizza Hut: Beware The Battle Axe!

I got more than a little chuckle when I ordered a pizza online from Pizza Hut last night.

Out of curiousity when finally confirming my order, I checked the list of possible delivery instructions, and I saw “Battle Axe Block” as a pre-existing canned “Special Delivery Instruction”. I didn’t select it – (I probably should have, just to see what happened) – but I have only one question.

What?

V/Line Is A Pain In The Arse!

Now, before I get into this article, I’ll make one thing perfectly clear – this is NOT your typical V/Line rant that I might usually come up with, so if that’s what you’re looking for, you’ll be disappointed.

Stick around though, because you will get a laugh at my expense.

Over the last three weeks or so, I’ve been having a problem with a pinched nerve in, err, my……buttocks.

(WAITS FOR SNIGGERING TO STOP)

The result of this pinching has been transferred pain halfway up my back, and most of the way down my leg. Some days, my back has been the biggest problem, but most of the time it has been my leg – it feels like a hamstring strain that just won’t heal.

Last week and over the weekend, it started to markedly improve. Still sore, but clearly finally getting better.

All of a sudden, come Monday it has been getting worse again – frustrating! This morning however, I figured out what has been going on.

As a regular V/Line commuter from North Geelong, I simply do not get a seat in the mornings. Invariably I end up sitting/leaning against the little shelf in the middle of a V/Locity carriage, just near the fire extinguisher sign and two upright bars in the photo.

When I plonked my butt down on this little shelf this morning, I noticed that the main sore point in my posterior perfectly matched the metal edge of the little shelf.

Interesting.

Last week, just like everyone else, I had two days off work for Easter Monday and Anzac Day. The other three days, I worked away from the office at a client site, and therefore drove instead of travelling by train.

Of course, on Saturday and Sunday I didn’t sit on my little shelf either.

This week, back to the train, and back to my little shelf that corresponds to the location of the problem in my derrière – and the pain is getting worse again.

It would seem that after month and months and months of sitting in this spot five days a week – (except for the very rare occasions I get a seat) – has created some kind of “repetitive butt strain injury”.

There’s a good chance I will avoid the little shelf from now on, but it would seem that I finally have proof of something we regular V/Liners have long believed.

That V/Line – quite literally – is a pain in the arse!

Who Shot Osama?

Shortly after seeing this tweet this morning, I wandered outside from the systems engineering course I am attending this week, to get a quick gasp of fresh air, and saw precisely the same thing:

It seems that News Limited and Fairfax have a slight difference of opinion on Australia’s position in the current world order!

Technical View of Mental Health Care

The company I currently work for does a lot of work in surveying and installation of wireless computer networking equipment, with the healthcare industry being one of our most prolific sources of work in this field.

I am in the midst of carrying out a four-day survey at a new and yet to be completed mental health ward at a public hospital in Melbourne.

Whilst the work itself is largely straightforward for us, the unique requirements of a mental health facility opened my eyes quite a way as to just what has to be done to make such a facility safe for patients who are suffering from any kind of mental illness.

The biggest surprise – (it probably shouldn’t have been) – was the amount of fittings that are NOT allowed to be in patient rooms. There are very few items that can be in the room.

Anything that might be able to be ripped off a wall by a patient must go in the roof space – toilet cisterns, hot water systems, any electronic equipment (besides medical equipment), and just about anything else that might be in a normal hospital room.

I took these shots from the catwalk above a row of patient rooms, the front of which are located directly beneath the walkways themselves. You can see the hot water systems for each room installed in the gaps in the frame along the walkway.

Putting all this equipment – (including much of our wireless gear) – up in the roof allows this equipment to be serviced at a future date, without the need to interact with a patient who might be afraid of, or become violent towards strangers.

They will however still hear those strangers walking, talking, and clanging about with tools above their rooms!

Jokes aside, it was truly eye opening.

iPhone Tracking Data – How Dangerous?

There has been a lot of to-and-fro -(particularly in the tech industry) – over the last week or so in regards to whether or not Apple’s tracking of iPhone locations is a good or a bad thing.

Many commentators have landed on the “it is bad” side of the argument. Many have landed on the “it is not bad” side. Some have landed somewhere in between, and I have to admit after looking that the location data my iPhone has been collecting, I’m one of the people in the middle ground.

I don’t think it is “bad”, and from what I’ve seen in relation to my iPhone, the data is certainly ambiguous and open to interpretation. Below is a heat map of all locations retreived from my phone about an hour ago:

Certainly, a reasonably accurate picture of pretty much everywhere I’ve been over recent months. But how “accurate” is “reasonably accurate?”.

About a week and a half ago, I travelled the Hume Freeway to Albury-Wodonga for work purposes. Low and behold, here is the heat map for the day of travel in respect to that trip:

Here’s why I’m not too worried about it.

Firstly, the date of travel was April 14th, yet this data is listed as April 13th. This might be accountable to the data potentially being stored in GMT/UTC time, but straight away some doubt starts to hover over the data.

Secondly, while the data seems pretty convinced – (correctly) – that I was in the Albury-Wodonga area – (in the top right of the map) – it also seems pretty convinced that I was in Bendigo, surrounded by the clump on the upper left of the map.

It has been many years – (possibly even 20 or more) – since I have been to Bendigo, and certainly not since I’ve owned an iPhone – let alone one with version 4.x.x of iOS – (the version purported to be the only one doing this tracking) – installed.

Thirdly, my journey started and ended that day in Geelong – (lower area of the map, left of centre) – yet there is no data for Geelong whatsoever. Even if the data was stored in GMT/UTC, at least one end of the journey should have appeared on the map.

But no.

So the way I look at it is, if this data was brought up before a court of law for any purpose – was I in Geelong? Was I in Bendigo? Was I in Albury-Wodonga?

The answers should be “yes”, “no”, and “yes”, but the data on my phone suggests “no”, “yes”, and “yes”.

Apple does need to explain the existence of the data, but I think that’s enough doubt about the data for me. I’ll be watching next time I do a long trip.

Live From A Little Earlier, Again!

Checking the Yahoo!7 TV Guide over the weekend, I came across a strange classification for an AFL match shown on Channel Ten:

Could someone explain to me what a “Live Repeat” is? I’m not sure.

Ironically, this game broadcast was neither “live” – after all, free-to-air channels refuse to show them live – and nor was it a repeat. What’s with that Ten?

Since it was the Yahoo!7 TV Guide, I wonder if Channel Seven was just trying to mislead Channel Ten viewers?

Collingwood Focused Pole Dancing

Whilst browsing through my regular news sources this morning, I stumbled on the following article in my hometown Ballarat Courier:

Couldn’t help but notice the dancer at the bottom of the middle pole, wearing a Collingwood guernsey:

Seems to be focussing on a really niche market, I would have thought? I guess, it would turn Collingwood supporters on though.

Strange.

Air France 447: How Much More Will We Learn?

With the recent discovery of the wreckage of Air France Flight 447 almost four kilometres beneath the surface of the mid-Atlantic Ocean, we may soon discover the truth about how this plane was brought down – something which has so far been not much more than a complete mystery.

What we do know has been gleaned from the small amount of wreckage found at the time of the crash, and some telemetry received from the plane before it crashed.

This incident has always resonated with me – I was booked on an Air France flight from Paris to Singapore little more than two weeks after this incident in June 2009.

Whilst I never felt unsafe at the prospect of flying with an airline which had just suffered a major loss such as this, I do remember seeing and being touched by tributes laid out at Charles de Gaulle Airport after arriving in Paris about a week later – (via a combination of Qantas and British Airlines flights).

The search for the wreckage has apparently yielded a “large intact portion of the main fuselage”, bringing forth the possibility that the black box flight recorders – (which are normally attached to the fuselage) – might still be attached, and therefore found when the wreckage is brought to the surface, as is planned by the French government.

Below is a documentary produced by the BBC entitled “Lost: The Mystery of Flight 447“, about the initial theories and investigations into the crash.

NOTE: You will have to cancel out of the advert on this video – I am in no way involved with the placement of the advertising with this documentary, placed there by the site hosting it.

It will be most interesting to see if the black boxes are found, and a definitive explanation for the crash is determined, just how close to the mark this investigation carried out by the BBC was. How much more than we already know, will we actually learn?

More AFL Mathematics Fail

Hot on the heels of this piece of fail from the AFL website, comes the latest:

Melbourne – 12-10-73? Surely they mean 12-10-82?

Brisbane – 11-4-57? I’m sure that’s actually 11-4-70?

Geelong – 7-12-47? Got a feeling that’s 7-12-54!

Port Adelaide – 2-6-17? Might be 2-6-18 perhaps?

Also, the scores aren’t “live”, they are quite some time behind.

Position Vacant – Flash programmer with love of football, and mathematical prowess, apply Australian Football League.

Immediately.