Conroy Dossier for Attention of @JuliaGillard

This post is specifically directed towards our new Prime Minister, Julia Gillard – who has recently joined Twitter, in line with previous Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd.

Julia – (if I can call you that) – you are probably aware of the uproar in the community regarding your communications minister and his farcical mandatory internet filtering plan. Poll after poll after poll demonstrates well over 95% opposition to the filter amongst the polling sample.

Technical expert after technical expert have demonstrated that not only is the filter going to be largely ineffective, but the minister himself has no understanding of what he is even trying to achieve, yet he wants to spend buckets of taxpayer funds implementing it. When nobody wants it.

He himself has famously inserted his foot into his mouth on many occasions, warning us of ”spams and scams coming through the portal”, and even stating himself that ”you can’t regulate the internet”. His ineptitude is truly something to behold.

He lies about the plan – or at very least does not understand it himself – and constantly misleads the Australian people, while accusing anti-filter campaigners of doing the same. He regularly (potentially libelously) suggests the anyone who is against his filtering plan is in fact “pro-child pornography” – which of course is a treacherous statement.

If you want a bunch of extra votes at the next election, I suggest that you not only consider scrapping the plan, but in fact, I urge you to drop it. Most of all, this man has no place in this portfolio. Senator Conroy has done a good job with the NBN, but beyond that he appears to have no knowledge or understanding of the ICT industry.

Industry expert Mark Newton of ISP Internode, in a submission to the Joint Select Committee on Cybersafety sums the daftness of the entire plan up in the most succinct of ways.

Please save us from this lunacy!

Below is a list of articles that I myself have presented on the matter.
















Why Is Paul Morris Called “Dude”?

In my continuing efforts to restore and digitise as much Bathurst 500/1000 footage that I can get my hands onto, I have been working lately on footage from the 1991 Tooheys 1000, won by Jim Richards and Mark Skaife in a Nissan GT-R.

Going through my old tapes, when I reached the presentation ceremony at the end of the race, I rediscovered the footage that reveals why Paul Morris is called “Dude”. He (in yellow) and Geoff Full (in white) won the 1600cc and Under class that day, and were duly presented on the podium as such. Here is their “effort” on the podium with Channel Seven’s Garry Wilkinson:

I remember when watching it live on the day – when Morris in particular was largely unknown – that these two were obviously excited for their result, but also that they were a tad on the “odd” side. For evermore, Paul Morris was known as “Dude”!

Chewbacca to Protect Against Scam/Spam Portal Attacks

Stephen Conroy’s recent ”spams and scams coming through the portal” gaffe has created quite some traction for the campaign against his idiotic plans for the internet. I was about to post a comment on a news article this morning, and discovered that The Age newspaper has come up with a clever plan to protect at least themselves from scams and spams, traversing the portal:

Take a look at the Captcha for the comment system. “Wookes”? Or is that “Wookiees”? Perhaps Chewbacca is the way to prevent scams and spams? Maybe he just howls at them as they come through the portal, protecting us from their evil scam/spam portal plans?

No? I find your lack of faith disturbing!

Not Quite the Biggest Privacy Breach in History

Hot on the heels of Senator Conroy’s “Cavalcade of Frivolous Attacks on the Internet”, and his stinging “greatest single breach of privacy in history” attack on Google, his friends over in the Health Department are doing some information profiling of their own.

Here’s the quote that interests me:

Earlier this week, Health Minister Nicola Roxon revealed that as a part of its $466.7 million investment in e-health in this year’s Federal Budget, the government will be developing a portal that patients can log into to see information contained on their e-health records, but Roxon said it could be up to two years before this system was in place.

Now, admittedly, the provision of your “health id” to your medical provider will be voluntary, but there is every chance that a great many people will not understand that, and will think that they are compelled to hand over this number, much as you hand over your Medicare card when you visit the doctor now.

So for two years, all your medical information will then be collected by “the government”, before you’re even able to find out what they have collected – and some people won’t even know. This legislation has been hammered through – (it was only passed last week) – with little or no fanfare.

As for public consultation…*crickets chirping*…

Yes – you can opt out of this by not providing your number – but the bounds of doctor/patient confidentiality has just become rather blurred, as there is now an “official” mechanism whereby a third-party – (in this case the government) – can step over that line.

Like I said, “not quite” a breach of privacy (since you can opt-out), but the government are about to start holding a lot of personal information about a lot of people, who won’t understand that fact.

If they ever realise at all.

Mark Skaife Analyses GRM Commodore

In the latest installment of car testing and track analysis for Channel Seven’s V8 Supercar coverage, Mark Skaife takes a run in Lee Holdsworth’s #33 GRM Fujitsu Racing Commodore at the Hidden Valley circut near Darwin. After a lap, Skaife brings the car in to make a roll centre change, and discusses the differences the change makes to the car.

Holdsworth has a golden look on his face in the pitlane discussion at the end, as Skaife rags out the deficiencies of the car to he and engineer Richard Hollway.

Tony Smith Tears Trousers on Barbed Wire

In the current mandatory internet filtering debate, there is something that irritates me almost as much as the policy itself. It is the words coming from the Shadow Communications Minister, Tony Smith.

What words? Exactly – he is almost completely silent.

While Stephen Conroy runs rampant across Australia calling everyone who cares to challenge him a “supporter of child pornography”, and tells anyone who’ll listen that the many advocacy groups – both online and offline – are “misleading the Australian people”, Smith is stony silent.

Here is the trite little piece of spin succinctly placed on his own website, under the guise of being his “response” to the issue:

“The Coalition will continue to consult extensively with the telecommunications industry and other stakeholders to enable a fully informed response, if and when the Government puts forward any formal proposal or legislation.”

Say what? What “consultation”? Tony Smith looks to me like a fool right now, sitting up on the fence, letting the barbed wire tear a hole in his pants.

Instead of waiting until “the Government puts forward any formal proposal or legislation”, how about you pull your finger out Mr Smith, and actually act within the portfolio you’ve been assigned? How about you put some PRESSURE on Senator Conroy to actually come up with the legislation, instead of hiding it until after the election?

Presumably you want the job of Communications Minister after the next election? How about coming up with the Coalition’s policy on the matter, and not wait for Conroy? Your friends in the National Party have just voted to not support mandatory filtering – your fence sitting makes you look unresponsive, uninformed, or uninterested.

This is an issue that concerns MANY Australians – Australians who vote. Draw up the courage to stand up to Conroy, and you’ll be surprised how many votes you might win for yourself and the coalition!

As for the NBN – don’t be so shortsighted and condemn it to the trash can, just to try and score political points, by claiming you’ll save the money by dropping it and implementing your vastly inferior plan. The NBN is a massively important piece of future infrastructure for Australia. It is actually one of the only things Senator Conroy has gotten somewhere near right.

So, Tony – I implore you – grow some balls, and stand up to the biggest bully against freedom of speech this country has ever seen!

After all, it is your job.

What Have We Learned Today?

Hopefully today, we on the anti-internet censorship side of the mandatory ISP filtering debate have learnt an extremely important lesson. There is no doubt that all of us wish to see the back of Senator Stephen Conroy, certainly from the communications portfolio at the very least. There has been much discussion since the rise of Julia Gillard to the Prime Ministership last week, regarding what she would do in the almost certain “cabinet reshuffle”. The question we’ve all been asking is “will Conroy keep the portfolio?”

There have been some very good articles discussing that very point. David Ramli came up with the excellent ”Why Kate Lundy Won’t Get Stephen Conroy’s Job”, and I myself went completely the other direction with my ”Why Kate Lundy Might Get Stephen Conroy’s Job”. Renai LeMay even went a completely different direction with his excellent article ”Ten Good Reasons Gillard Should Promote Conroy”.

Of course today, Gillard announced her “reshuffled” cabinet, with only very minor changes – and of course, Conroy keeping his communications portfolio. As much as we all wanted change, ultimately, this was not really much of a surprise.

So basically after months of campaigning against the filter, and the events of the last week providing us the best opportunity to see the door slam on Stephen Conroy, what has happened? Actually, nothing.

The poor showing of Kevin Rudd in the opinion polls recently, along with an apparent distaste for his leadership style within the Labor Party, saw the ALP powerbrokers make a move on Rudd while they still had time to improve their polling position before the election.

Most significantly, the massive backlash from the mining industry against the so-called “Resource Super Profits Tax” (RSPT) sealed his fate as the only sitting Prime Minister who didn’t survive his first term in office. The mining industry absolutely slammed Rudd everywhere they could. In print, on television, and on radio. Everyone knew about it, and it was costing votes. It cost Rudd his job.

So I ask the question – what have we learned, and what SHOULD we learn? Well, we need to take a leaf out of the mining industry’s book. They took a government policy they hated, put it in front of the Australian public, and created an issue out of it.

In the matter of a few short weeks, not only did they manage to oust a Prime Minister, but they managed to see a Prime Minister installed who is genuinely looking to review the entire RSPT policy!

We’ve been pussy footing around with “tell your mum” campaigns, and petitions to a government that we know aren’t going to listen anyway. I do not want to belittle these campaigns, as they do serve value towards the campaign, but people aren’t listening. Joe Public doesn’t see our plight in the media, so they don’t know about it, and therefore – ultimately – don’t even care about it.

The grassroots campaign we’ve seen up until now is important, but as the mining industry has shown us this week, unless mainstream Australia can see the mandatory internet filtering policy as an issue, the government will not see resistance to it as a “vote costing” issue for them. Remember, in the end, politicians are in office to stay in office, despite what they will tell you to your face, or in a press release.

Certainly, we don’t have the resources to mount a campaign the size of that which the mining industry pulled off, but what we are doing now is NOT working. In all the political analysis in regards to the changing of our Prime Minister, not once have I heard the internet filtering policy brought up as an issue.

So as a “vote costing” issue, it’s not an issue for the government, and until they do see it as costing them votes, the policy will still be with us. We need to change – and unfortunately, even a change in government does not guarantee that this policy will go away.

Supermarket Special Price Fail

As a conscientious shopper, I’m always on the prowl for special price deals at the supermarket. I mean, who doesn’t want to save a few dollars these days? Doing the groceries this afternoon, I spotted this deal, knowing that our little daughter simply loves her juice:

Sounds pretty good right? I mean, two litres of juice for $6.00 instead of $7.58? Damn good value, saving $1.58 and all. Until I looked at the next shelf, holding the two-litre cartons of the exact same juice:

I think I would rather save $1.59, and put less rubbish in the landfill. Nicely done Coles!

Why Kate Lundy Might Get Stephen Conroy’s Job

I read a most excellent article by David Ramli this morning, discussing reasons why Kate Lundy will not be getting Stephen Conroy’s DBCDE ministerial portfolio. The article makes a lot of perfectly logical points, and I’ll be the first to admit that the scenario it discusses could be absolutely exactly what eventuates.

Certainly, there are many in the Australian and worldwide community – myself included of course – who would love nothing more than to see Conroy lose the portfolio. The malaise that is his proposed mandatory internet filtering scheme, and his ferocious arm-waving attacks at internet heavyweights such as Google and Facebook, has shown that his ability to remain rational when his own position/opinion is analysed/attacked/criticised must be questioned, at least on some level.

As I have discussed in numerous articles, he has demonstrated that he does not understand many of the concepts he is trying legislate for, and that he often lies or is so blind to the things he does not understand, that any attempt by anyone who tries to demonstrate his lack of knowledge is labelled “a supporter of child pornography” or “misleading the Australian public”. There are ample examples where Conroy himself has shown to be misleading the Australian public.

Ask yourself what would happen to you with your own employer if you were continually caught out lying to, and misleading your management, and demonstrating a lack of understanding towards the tasks you were being asked to complete. You wouldn’t last very long. Of course, politics and politicians live against a completely different set of realities, often aligned to size of the cheque promised by various lobby and interest groups.

When it comes to the government’s so called “Cyber Safety Plan”, and the mandatory internet filtering proposal, the power of Jim Wallace and the Australian Christian Lobby certainly has a big impact on the debate, and the position Senator Conroy steadfastly holds, despite massive and still growing opposition.

Taking a look back at the past week of stunning events in Canberra, we saw the first sitting Australian Prime Minister to be dumped by his party before the first term of his government could be completed. The sudden departure of Kevin Rudd has surprised many, not the least of whom was Rudd himself.

In analysing what is approaching with the pending cabinet reshuffle by new Prime Minister Julia Gillard, and what many hope is the removal of Stephen Conroy from the control of communications policy, one must first look at why Rudd was removed.

His leadership style was clearly at odds with many in his party, and his policy set disturbed many Australian people, as well as previously loyal members of his team. The public opinion polls proved this, and sealed his fate. The Labor caucus, fearful of losing the upcoming election took action, and installed Australia’s first female Prime Minister.

In only three days, Gillard has already showed signs of easing on some policy matters, most notably the so-called “Resource Super Profits Tax”, proposed against the mining industry. She herself has said that the change in leadership was brought about because many in the party believed that the government was “losing its way”, and has signalled that policy direction needs to more closely align with public opinion.

Which brings us back to Stephen Conroy, Kate Lundy, and the mandatory internet filtering scheme. Gillard rose to the leadership with massive support from Labor’s right factions, in which Conroy is a major powerbroker. Given the support of the right, it may be distasteful to many in those factions to strip Conroy of his position.

However, if Gillard is serious about bringing support back to the Labor party with the removal of Rudd and some popular changes in policy direction, the filter policy should be firmly in the cross-hairs. She has a number of options.

She could replace Conroy with Lundy, who supports the filter in a non-mandatory form. This would garner a lot of public support, particularly within the ICT industry.

She could break the DBCDE into two, and give a new broadband portfolio to Conroy, as he has certainly got the runs on the board regarding the National Broadband Network, and getting Telstra to the table to compete in that project – and give communications and digital economy to Lundy – areas where she has demonstrated far more knowledge, experience, and understanding than has Conroy.

She could keep the department in its current form, and give the ministership to someone completely different, or split the department the same way as above, and give the new roles to two completely different people again.

Finally, she could keep the department as is, keep Conroy, but insist that the wildly unpopular mandatory filtering scheme is dropped.

Leaving Conroy in some ministerial portfolio – whether it be in his current or a modified role – would appease the factions. Lundy has garnered significant support from the industry to which the department dictates government policy, and would be a popular minister.

The battle line is drawn. Gillard now has to walk the tightrope between maintaining her support from the factions who lifted her to the top job in Australia, and raising the fortunes of her new government in the polls, as the federal election looms.

Conroy: We All Wait and Hope

With the arrival of the Julia Gillard as the leader of the federal ALP, and hence her assumption of the Prime Ministership, many in Australia wait patiently for the almost certain cabinet reshuffle.

With almost any change of political leader, as the saying goes, there is a “re-arranging of the deckchairs on the Titanic”. Technology pundits and enthusiasts – (along with many non-geeks) – are hoping for the replacement of Senator Conroy – (and his mandatory internet filtering plan) – with Kate Lundy – (with her non-mandatory amendments to the policy).

It was strongly rumoured that Gillard would announce the re-shuffle at a 10am press conference this morning, but it slipped by without any announcement, though with a promise that it would come “soon”.

If Lundy is to replace Conroy, it cannot come soon enough!