Michael Jackson Alive?

Michael Jackson married Lisa-Marie Presley. Lisa-Marie Presley is the daughter of Elvis Presley. Many ratbags think that Elvis Presley is still alive. Now this video claims to be “proof” that Michael Jackson is also still alive.

Seriously, I guess that this sort of rubbish had to start eventually. Maybe we’ll start seeing Whacko Jacko at 7-Eleven? Maybe Chris Crocker will appeal to us to “leave Michael alone!”?

How exactly this video proves anything is thoroughly beyond me. Looks like a staged attempt to get a huge number of YouTube hits. Get a life!