Conroy: Stupid Statement Number 6397

In an interview this morning on ABC Local Radio Melbourne, our esteemed Communications Minister, Stephen Conroy, bleated out yet another of his either misinformed statements, complete misunderstandings, or out-and-out untruths.

In regards to the recent ruckus he has been creating over Google’s inadvertent collection of data from WiFi networks, he had this to say (audio download here):

“They’ve been collecting information from Wi-Fi’s that aren’t protected, and so conceivably, it’s possible that as Google drove past your home, if you didn’t have the password protection, and you were typing, err, you were doing your online banking, passing personal information, in a transaction, as they drove past, they could have captured that.”

Minister, banking sites use this thing called “SSL” or “Secure Sockets Layer” to ENCRYPT data in communications between themselves and people running internet banking sessions – whether or not their Wi-Fi network is encrypted is IRRELEVANT.

Are you wrong, completely stupid, ignorant, misleading the public, trying to scare people, lying, or all of the above?

Announcing the Non-Conroy Filter

Regardless of which side of the fence you sit on in the current internet filtering debate in this country, you would have to be incredibly naive to think it is a clear-cut yes or no question. There are certainly benefits to either filtering or not filtering internet connections.

Although most will already know my position in the debate, in the interests of full disclosure, I am completely against the filtering of the internet at a “mandatory ISP” level in any form whatsoever. Although government swear that they would never allow the scope of the filter to widen from their currently plans – (which incidentally is already far too wide) – it is always difficult to trust anyone who says “trust me”. This particularly applies to politicians.

Being a person who tries to see both sides of an argument, I’ve spent a bit of time lately thinking about how a filter in the style of what is proposed by the government could be implemented, yet make it completely optional. To make it a choice of parents to control what their children can and cannot see online – and to even take it further than the current government plans.

Say what? Seem odd that someone who is completely against the current government plan suggesting a way to take their idea further? Well, here’s my thinking.

The first thing that MUST change is the positioning of the plan. To mandate that all internet connections in Australia must be filtered against a government controlled list of banned URLs is, well, un-Australian. So the POSITIONING of the filter should change, and become non-mandatory.

The filtering mechanism, if it exists at all, should exist within the home. Everyone with a broadband connection has a home network, even if it is a simple modem-to-computer connection. This is where any filtering device should be placed, at the choice of the owner of the connection.

What I propose is a simple networking device, which I am calling the “Non-Conroy Filter”, or NCF. An NCF-enabled device would be a fairly simple piece of hardware, which implements a fairly rudimentary firewall. I will apologise in advance if this gets a little technical for the non-technical minded.

Basically, through a web interface that parents can access, they configure a list of all machines on their home network via the MAC addresses of their network interfaces. They can then categorise each machine as “filtered” or “unfiltered”. Filtered machines (such as those linked to the network with red connections in my diagram) would then lookup DNS names via a managed DNS service such as OpenDNS. Unfiltered machines (connected in green) would lookup DNS names via a “normal” DNS service, probably provided by their ISP.

Then, the NCF device would simply block all DNS connections from BEHIND itself – (ie: the home network) – so that the kids cannot set any DNS old settings on their computers to get around the NCF device. It literally forces the “filtered” machines to use the managed DNS server in proxy behind the NCF device.

OpenDNS is a very clever service – it allows you to set up an account, and nominate specific categories of sites they have catalogued, that you choose to allow access to. Say you’ve got “Adult Sites” blocked for filtered connections behind the NCF device. Since those devices are forced to use your OpenDNS account for forwarded DNS lookups from the NCF device, and your OpenDNS account says “don’t allow access to adult sites”, then when your kids go to lookup up the latest porn site, they are shut down. Cannot access.

When you yourself use the unfiltered computers behind the NCF device, you are using a normal, public DNS server in proxy from the NCF device, you get access to the porn site. If you wanted that is.

If the government wants to have their “RC Blacklist”, they can set up a DNS farm – (much like OpenDNS) – with their list of sites filtered, and then the parents can opt to have the filtered devices registered in their NCF device filtered with that DNS service also.

Simple. Effective. Allows for the government “RC Blacklist”. Maintains parental control.

Early in the article, I said you could use this system to take the idea of filtering internet connections further. Say you don’t want your kids accessing Facebook between getting home from school, and say, eight o’clock at night, when they should be doing their homework.

Well, the NCF device could have time-based filtering – where certain sites, groups of sites, or categories of sites are only allowed to be viewed by the filtered connections between those times.

Don’t want your kids to ever access a certain site, which is not blacklisted anywhere? Add a filter on that one too. Every attempted access to the internet – (successful or not successful) – would be logged so that parents can actually see what their kids are viewing online.

As long as you maintain secure access to the NCF device – (ie: don’t let your kids have the password, or physical access to it) – then the internet is filtered, and importantly – ONLY FOR AND BY THE PEOPLE WHO WANT IT FILTERED!

There are other questions a device like this would raise, but here is a solution that would be a perfect compromise that SHOULD suit everyone. The problem still is, the government still thinks their way is right, and the only way to do it.

Internet filtering in the home should be controlled by the parents. This is how you do it.

Gary, Addy, Gary, Addy

Back in March, the Gold Coast Bulletin created a bit of a stir when they posted a photoshopped image of Gary Ablett Jnr in Gold Coast guernsey, as a bit of a dig at the contract negotiations between Ablett and Geelong, and the reported massive offer Gold Coast have made to Ablett.

The Geelong Advertiser stuck up for Ablett, and become the forum for the scores of pissed off Geelong fans, who took it far too seriously.

An article today in regards to the same contract negotiations between Ablett and Geelong has seen the Advertiser themselves gurge up the exact same image created by the Gold Coast Bulletin.

Kinda funny!

Bin Laden vs Rudd and Conroy

A very useful feature of Google Search is the pre-emptive “suggested searches” that drop down as you type your search into the box.

These suggestions are calculated based on a combination of the commonality of individual search requests – (ie: how often people are searching for the term) – and the availability of material in their index that matches the search.

Clearly, there is a lot more negative material regarding Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd, and his Communications Minister Stephen Conroy currently online, than there is about terrorist mastermind Osama Bin Laden!



These may be a result of a link bomb campaign, similar to that which labelled former US President George W Bush as a “miserable failure”, but even a campaign like that would make an important point.

The point being that the policies of the current Rudd / Labor government in this country are becoming more and more hated as time passes, and the dissatisfaction being voiced by the public is being completely ignored by them.

One might say that they have become a “miserable failure”.

The Cacophony of Untruths

Some time ago, I posted a list of what were either complete misunderstandings, misrepresentations, or out and out lies presented by Stephen Conroy in regards to his utterly flawed proposal to introduce legislation to compulsorily censor the internet in Australia.

I thought it might be time to revisit my list – especially since almost two months have passed, and the good senator has continued on his merry way lying and trying to misleading the Australian public.

Here are the “fresh lies” as presented by the minister – while reading this list, remember that Kevin Rudd demoted Peter Garrett over the home insulation debacle, after only a couple of obvious stuff-ups by Garrett and his department. Also remember that Mr Conroy repeatedly accuses online action groups such as the EFA and GetUp! of trying to “mislead Australians”:

  • In what has been labelled an “out and out” lie, Mr Conroy stated over the weekend that “We are still consulting on the final details of the scheme. But this policy has been approved by 85 per cent of Australian internet service providers, who have said they would welcome the filter, including Telstra, Optus, iPrimus and iinet. In actual fact, iiNet has been staunchly against the filter all along, as they stated categorically to the media following the minister’s latest misrepresentation/lie.
  • In the same recent Fairfax Limited news item, Senator Conroy made the puzzling statement that “blocking material is not considered to be censorship”. Exactly what IS censorship if it is not the blocking of access to certain material?
  • In what appeared to be nothing more than an attempt to misdirect the media away from continuing to criticise his policies, the senator launched a scathing attack on Facebook in regards to questions about the privacy of user data on the massively popular social networking site. Notice how that one has died down as quickly as it was blown out of all proportion by the minister?
  • One of the minister’s favourite retorts when trying to justify his stance on the filter is the tired old line “you can’t watch this material on television”. However, as a recent incident regarding the Nine Network drama Underbelly demonstrates, it is in fact very possible to see the kind of material Mr Conroy is at pains to say “you can’t watch on television” – on television. Another demonstration of his own misunderstanding of the classification system(s) he is trying to enforce on the internet. Interestingly, the original news article highlighting the greyness of the situation was mysteriously removed from the internet the following day, prompting obvious questions about who decided that it needed to be removed. I never received a reply to my request to Fairfax as to why it was taken down. It was initially cached by Mr Conroy’s friends at Google, but even that seems to be gone too.

Following is a complete relisting of the lies I highlighted in my original article:

  • Minister Conroy said in a Punch article he wrote“Unless the URL’s requested are on the RC Content list, the web traffic will not pass through a ‘filter’.” — Exactly how will he/anyone know if the requested URL is or is not on the RC Content list, if he doesn’t pass it through a filter? Clearly, a lie or a complete misunderstanding of the concept. His OWN concept.
  • In the same article, Minister Conroy said – “We have never said ISP-level filtering alone would help fight child pornography or keep children safe online.” — Yet on the Channel Ten program “The 7PM Project”, the minister clearly said at the 3:07 mark of his appearance that “this filter is only designed to block webpages that are defined under the classification processes as “refused classification” – that’s child pornography, pro-bestiality sites, pro-rape websites, and material like that”. So even though he says in one breath, it is ONLY about BLOCKING these sites, he says in another that there is more to it?
  • Heading back over to the minister’s appearance on “The 7PM Project”, it was clearly stated with reference to the 4:57 mark of the interview that – “it’s banned on Australian hosted ISPs today, it’s not banned because we can’t ban international websites, we can’t ban material hosted in foreign countries” — meaning that if it is in Australia, he can have the content taken down, but if it’s overseas, he has to block it. So there should be no Australian sites on the list, right? So how did the sites of a Queensland dentist, dog kennel, and tuckshop end up on the blacklist? Why was it just not taken down? Is the minister lying again, or is the system he wants to introduce administered in a completely inept fashion?
  • In his appearance on the ABC Radio National program “Australia Talks”, with reference to the 00:36 mark of this excerpted version of the interview, the minister quite clearly said – “the government’s plan is to require ISPs to block a very defined list of URLs of material that is described under Australian laws as “refused classification”” — yet when he appeared on ABC Radio National’s Breakfast program, he said “you can’t regulate the internet”. While in the context of the possibility of Australian content requirements for IPTV services, it’s curious that he says ISPs will be required to block a specific list of URLs under the banner of “refused classification”, yet “you can’t regulate the internet” in terms of IPTV? Aren’t IPTV services accessed via URLs? Can’t he just add those URLs to the list if they don’t serve minimum Australian content purposes? Wouldn’t this be the possibility for the broadening of the scope of the filter we fear? More misunderstanding.
  • The minister also regularly and clearly demonstrates a complete lack of knowledge of the industry his ministerial portfolio has the most direct influence over. Referring back to the minister’s appearance on the “Australia Talks” program and the 2:25 mark of this excerpted version of the program, he referred to the founder of Google – “Mr Schmidt said, if you have something you don’t want anyone to know, maybe you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place, this is the founder of Google!” — if the minister has any right to inflict an unwanted filter upon the people of Australia, if he has any right to think he has the position to even comment on the industry, should not he know who the founders of Google are? Perhaps he should have used Google to find the real answer?

Who is misleading Australians? You be the judge.

Conroy: Stupid Is as Stupid Does

Just when you might be forgiven for thinking our Minister for Miscommunications, Stephen Conroy, could not possibly sink any further into the pond of ridiculousness he already finds himself in, today he has managed to reach new depths.

And I quote:

Senator Conroy said “blocking material is not considered to be censorship”.

Okay, lets for a moment assume that he is as stupid as that statement actually sounds. Let us look up the dictionary definition of “censorship”. Censorship is “the act or practice of censoring”. Okay, so lets look up “censoring”. In its definition as a verb, we get “to delete (a word or passage of text) in one’s capacity as a censor”.

So basically by definition, censorship is “the act or practice of deleting (a word or passage of text) in one’s capacity as a censor”. So the statement “blocking material is not considered to be censorship” seems to fall into the category of a fundamental failure to understand the actual meaning of what the statement actually says.

While this filter does not technically delete anything – (which is a problem in itself, because having “harmful” material taken down is a far better solution) – it does “delete” our ability to access it. According to the good senator, blocking “bad stuff” doesn’t amount to “censoring” it, yet the clear definition of his statement completely contradicts that!

Of course, one must also remember his classic gaffe from February, where he proudly announced that “you can’t regulate the internet” – although a quote made in the context of IPTV content, it is equally relevant because the senator’s filter blocks access via URL – of course, IPTV is also accessed via URL – (obviously the senator also doesn’t understand that the “U” in “URL” means “universal”). I love the very “pregnant pause” he makes after realising how open a statement he just made.

Time and time again, he demonstrates that he simply does not understand the things that he is trying to sound authorative about. Vitriolic attack after vitriolic attack towards anyone – (such as Google and Facebook) – who dares question his plans, has more than demonstrated that he has lost the ability to effectively hold the portfolio.

This man needs to be removed. Kevin Rudd had the courage to remove Peter Garrett from his portfolio when he made a complete meal of a policy implementation in regards to household insulation. It is time he had the balls to make the same call about a minister who has lost all objectivity.

Senator Stephen Conroy.

Bad Customer Image from Metro

As part of my program to get my newly diagnosed diabetes under control, I regularly walk from where I currently work under sub-contract in St Kilda Road to Flinders Street Station, to catch a suburban train around to Southern Cross, before boarding my V/Line train home for the evening.

Last night – (27 May 2010) – I boarded a 5:03pm Glen Waverley line train for the ‘trip around the corner’. While waiting for the train to leave platform two, I overheard two Metro customer service representatives discussing the “quality” of passengers from certain parts of the city.

In particular they singled out “Broadmeadows, Dandenong, and Frankston” as having the “worst kind” of people. Say what?

It is true that these areas are of lower socio-economic status than some other areas of the city, but surely these two representatives of a train system suffering from a severe lack of public confidence don’t need to go around bagging the people who pay their train fares everyday, so that they themselves ultimately get their salaries?

It’s okay to have a personal opinion, but don’t spout discriminatory rubbish like that out in public!

Double Standard Saints

In what is likely – (unfortunately) – to turn into one of those messy “nobody wins” situation, two players from AFL club St Kilda have been accused of engaging in a sexual relationship with a schoolgirl – who also claims she is pregnant as a result of the relationship(s).

I have no intention of delving into this case in any particular detail, however I did find a statement made today in relation to the matter by St Kilda coach Ross Lyon to be interesting:

“We’re not into naming players … once it’s concluded, we will make a statement.”

Not into naming players? Even though St Kilda was more than happy to drop Andrew Lovett into the mire in a very public fashion in regards to an as-yet unproven rape allegation?

I have no love for Andrew Lovett – (as an Essendon supporter, I was more than happy to see him leave the club) – but when the rape allegation against him was made, the Saints dropped him in the shit immediately, and completely suspended him from the club. Yet in relation to this latest scandal, they won’t name names, and they certainly haven’t suspended anyone.

It is true that if the players involved today are shown to truly be involved with this schoolgirl, they may not have done anything illegal – but this doesn’t mean that they haven’t done something illegal either, so if the club was consistent, they should be naming and suspending the players until the matter is resolved. Just as they did Andrew Lovett, who is also yet to be shown to be guilty.

Double standard much?

UPDATE 7:39pm: Seems that the players have been cleared, but I believe the point remains that St Kilda treated what for all they knew at the time were very similarly serious cases in a completely different manner.

The Privacy Commission on Google

Google and Facebook have been making the news in Australia quite a bit in recent days, particularly in regards to concerns regarding the privacy of personal information. Only yesterday, the Minister for Restricting Communications, Stephen Conroy, launched a scathing attack on Facebook with respect to their recent changes in privacy settings, most likely in attempt to take some heat off of himself in regards to his flawed internet filtering policy.

Google has been questioned in regards to the collection of publicly – (note the use of the term “publicly”) – accessible Wi-Fi information while collecting imagery for an update of its StreetView service, an act which Google themselves have already openly stated was an ”inadvertent screw up”.

The collection of such information – even though it has been questioned – could very conceivably be useful information for a service such as StreetView, particularly when accessed on location-aware devices such as GPS-enabled smartphones. If a certain Wi-Fi access point is detected at a certain location, and every access point is globally and uniquely identifiable via its MAC address, you can be reasonably confident that if you detect it again – (eg: by a user with a smartphone walking down your street) – you or they are actually in the same exact location, within a few metres. This information is therefore potentially very valuable for navigational purposes.

That’s the theory at least, and Google has obviously agreed that many people find the collection of this information is a sensitive issue – which is a position every person has the right to hold, if they so choose. A position Google appears to respect.

Obviously GPS alone is the most accurate public method for geo-location services, but not every smartphone or similar device comes equipped with GPS capabilities, so these devices could – (and would) – benefit from the triangulation of Wi-Fi signals for the determination of their location.

But I digress.

The Australian senate is currently engrossed in a round of senate estimates sessions, and these current online privacy concerns are receiving attention from these senate committees. Some interesting points were raised yesterday by Green senator Scott Ludlam, particularly in the case of Google collecting information for StreetView.

I read with particular interest a paragraph near the bottom:

During our earlier discussions prior to the rollout of Street View, as the commissioner has mentioned, we did get an undertaking and Street View did move to pixellate such items as people’s faces, number plates and cars. They also put in place procedures whereby, if someone was particularly concerned that there was some identifying feature say of their house or something like that, they could approach Google and have that taken down.

“Identifying feature say of their house” hmm? I would have thought that the most identifying “feature” of a house pictured on StreetView – (remembering that StreetView is ultimately part of the mapping application “Google Maps”) – is actually its location?

Now, presuming that every home owner in Australia is almost certainly a registered voter; that they are more than likely to be a registered voter at the address of that house; and that the electoral roll is actually public information – (anyone can go into an electoral commission office and look it up) – how is the electoral roll any different from location information in Google StreetView?

Actually – it is different. Quite different.

I can easily find the address of just about any person over the age of eighteen in Australia, look up their address in a street directory, jump in my car, and drive there. Or I could look up their address on Google Maps, jump in my car, drive there, and use the StreetView feature of Google Maps on my iPhone to see an image of the house so I can be confident that I was looking at the right house.

Will people be able to request that their locations are “removed” or “blanked out” of the next edition of the Melways? That would be preposterous, in any rational sense.

The registered street address of a person is public information, and their house can then be located against their name as a reference. The broadcasted MAC address of a Wi-Fi access point is also public, but does not necessarily identify the owner of that access point.

See the difference? Who is giving out more personally identifiable, location-based information, Google or the government?

Google Pac-Man!

To celebrate the 30th anniversary of the original release of Pac-Man, Google has added one of its famous anniversary banners.

The kicker is, the banner is actually a playable version of the game! Way cool.